it's anthropology, my dear watson.

today i proved that i didn't have to take notes, pay attention in class, read my textbook, or read the outside reading assignments in order to get a 98 on the test. i would take the time to question the legitimacy of the course , but instead i chose to do something more productive, such as solve the mystery as to why the professor's hair is always wet. 

reasons why your hair is wet:


you are an olympic swimmer in training. 


you put on some beyonce and have a hair-flipping session to pump yourself up for class. 


you threw a coin in the fountain and fell in. 


it is your attempt to stay cool in the savannah heat. 


you had the choice of either wearing too much bronzer or drying your hair and you went with the former. 


the constant pulling of the fire alarm on campus has inspired you to be as fire resistant as possible. 


you heard a rumor that jane goodall never dried her hair. 


your wool cap matched your outfit today, but by the time you got to school your head was sweating. 




and now for a playlist inspired by hair:
freak'um dress, i am not my hair, samson.